You must now--before God, Jon Stewart, and whoever's sleeping next to you (even if these entities are one and the same)--make a solemn oath.
A man might share his wealth, but never his authority.
There are 2 kinds of fighters: those who fight because they hate, and those who fight because they love.
The nights were mainly made for saying things you can't say tomorrow day.
Sweet wine makes drunk, sour wine (insult) is "tetelestai". Life is not about what we have done and become, but how God to be fully glorified.
Yesterday I was clever, so I took the glory for me. Today He makes me wise, so I give the glory to Thee
I think that fame removes true happiness. Because when you are famous, people know you for who they think you are and when you are happy, it's because people have met you and see you for who you reall...
I'm a great believer that any tool that enhances communication has profound effects in terms of how people can learn from each other, and how they can achieve the kind of freedoms that they're interes...
Tomorrow, smile at a perfect stranger and mean it.
Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.
God is not a cosmic bellboy for whom we can press a button to get things.