The devil! exclaimed Ned.
Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.
One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.
If you do not cultivate your life's environment, you will not captivate the worlds enlightenment.
Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations.
Five enemies of peace inhabit with us - avarice, ambition, envy, anger, and pride if these were to be banished, we should infallibly enjoy perpetual peace.
Handle a book as a bee does a flower, extract its sweetness but do not damage it.
The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law.
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
Keep an eye on your responses. Strong responses are about you more than them.
Nothing complements a fast mind better than a slow tongue. And nothing aggravates a slow mind better than a fast tongue.