The leader of this team of doctors was a dignified, solicitous gentleman who held one finger up directly in front of Yossarian and demanded, How many fingers do you see? Two, said Yossarian. How many...
She acts like she don't like youShe doesn't like anyoneShe likes Capitan Black, Orr reminded.That's because he treats her like dirt. Anyone can get a girl that way
Now, where were we? Read me back the last line. ‘Read me back the last line,’ read back the corporal who could take shorthand.
Now, where were we? Read me back the last line.''Read me back the last line,' read back the corporal who could take shorthand.'Not my last line, stupid!' the colonel shouted. 'Somebody else's.''Read m...
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you
It isn’t even good grammar. What the hell does it mean when they disappear somebody?
It isn't necessary to call me Father, the chaplain explained. I'm an Anabaptist.
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt, and his only mission each time he went up was to come down alive. The
Haven't you got anything humorous that stays away from waters and valleys and God? I'd like to keep away from the subject of religion altogether if we can.The chaplain was apologetic. I'm sorry, sir,...
Everyone agreed that Clevinger was certain to go far in the academic world. In short, Clevinger was one of those people with lots of intelligence and no brains,
Clevinger was one of those people with lots of intelligence and no brains, and everyone knew it except those who soon found it out
There was only one catch and that was Catch-22 which specified the concern for one's own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind.
Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
He had once overheard Dunbar ask, that the answers to the riddles of creation would be supplied by people too ignorant to understand the mechanics of rainfall?
You make the bribe big enough and they’ll find you. Just make sure you do everything right out in the open. Let everyone know exactly what you want and how much you’re willing to pay for it. The first...
Yossarian - the very sight of the name made Colonel Cathcart shudder. There were so many esses in it. It just had to be subversive. It was like the word subversive itself. It was like seditious and in...
Through the lavender gloom clouding the entrance of the operations tent, Yossarian glimpsed Chief White Halfoat, diligently embezzling whiskey rations, forging the signatures of nondrinkers and pourin...
Sure, there’s a catch, Doc Daneeka replied. Catch-22. Anyone who wants to get out of combat duty isn’t really crazy.
Mindenkinek joga van azt tenni, amit nem tilt a törvény, márpedig azt nem tiltja a törvény, hogy magának hazudjanak.
Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office.