I don't want to make sacrifices. I want to make dough.
You're an intelligent person of great moral character who has taken a very courageous stand. I'm an intelligent person with no moral character at all, so I'm in an ideal position to appreciate it.
Yossarian was cold, too, and shivering uncontrollably. He felt goose pimples clacking all over him as he gazed down despondently at the grim secret Snowden had spilled all over the messy floor. It was...
What the hell are you getting so upset about? he asked her bewilderedly in a tone of contrite amusement. I thought you didn't believe in God.I don't, she sobbed, bursting violently into tears. But the...
Major Major's father was a sober God-fearing man whose idea of a good joke was to lie about his age. He was a long-limbed farmer, a God-fearing, freedom-loving, law-abiding rugged individualist who he...
Major Major had lied, and it was good. He was not really surprised that it was good, for he had observed that people who did lie were, on the whole, more resourceful and ambitious and successful than...
I only raped her once, he explained. Yossarian was aghast. But you killed her, Aarfy! You killed her! Oh, I had to do that after I raped her, Aarfy replied in his most condescending manner.
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
From now on I'm thinking only of me.Major Danby replied indulgently with a superior smile: But, Yossarian, suppose everyone felt that way.Then, said Yossarian, I'd certainly be a damned fool to feel a...
Even among men lacking all distinction he inevitably stood out as a man lacking more distinction than all the rest, and people who met him were always impressed by how unimpressive he was.
Depreciating motels, junked automobiles, and quick-food joints grow like amber waves of grain.
Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
Be thankful you’re healthy. Be bitter you’re not going to stay that way. Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
Azzal, hogy elfut a problémák elől, még nem oldja meg őket.
You have a morbid aversion to dying.
Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.'That's some catch, that Catch-22,' he observed.'It's the best there is,' Doc Dan...
Yossarian was moved by such intense pity for his poverty that he wanted to smash his pale. sad, sickly face with his fist and knock him out of existence
There is no light. I don't feel like starting my generator. I used to get a big kick out saving people's lives. Now I wonder what the hell's the point, since they all have to die anyway.Dr. Stubbs Cat...
I see everything twice!
Hogyha beszélsz azzal az emberrel ott fönt – mondta –, az a kívánságom, hogy mondj el Neki valamit helyettem. Mondd meg Neki, nem igazság, hogy az emberek fiatalon halnak meg. De tényleg így gondolom....