Zsa Zsa Gabor when asked which of the Gabor women was the oldest said "She'll never admit it but I believe it is Mama." When men grow virtuous in their old age they only make a sacrifice to God of...
I never saw, heard, nor read, that the clergy were beloved in any nation where Christianity was the religion of the country. Nothing can render them popular, but some degree of persecution.
She looks as if butter wouldn't melt in her mouth.
Every dog must have his day.
Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
I won't quarrel with my bread and butter.
Possession they say is eleven points of the law.
Complaint is the largest tribute Heaven receives.
Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others.
We of this age have discovered a shorter, and more prudent method to become scholars and wits, without the fatigue of reading or of thinking.
Although men are accused of not knowing their own weakness, yet perhaps few know their own strength. It is in men as in soils, where sometimes there is a vein of gold which the owner knows not of.
Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.
I never knew a man come to greatness or eminence who lay abed late in the morning.
In answer to which, I assured his honor that in all points out of their [lawyers'] own trade, they were usually the most ignorant and stupid generation among us, the most despicable in common conversa...
I heard the little bird say so.
There is nothing in this world constant but inconstancy.
Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
Words are but wind and learning is nothing but words ergo, learning is nothing but wind.
I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.
We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.