Life is upsetting, Irv said. Like blood is wet.
There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.
Colors are what trick the mind and our imaginations into buying things.
Today I am even richer.
If you caress me one more time, you will melt the butter on my toast.
Real women fight for something, other than their own emotions.
A Writer is Actor, Creator, Director & Producer Of HIS Life. Ask ME anything.
Before you're given what you want, you'll first be tested with what you don't really want.
My intellect is so limited, Lord, that I can only trust in You to preserve me as I should be.
Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.
The moon will guide you through the night with her brightness, but she will always dwell in the darkness, in order to be seen.