I'm learning to hate the sound of my own voice.
I am exiting the wider world, to return to my homeland of bullying, psychosis, and bad taste. Forgive me. It is a medical matter. Once
All Thinking is Wishful.
The key to mostly anything is pretending your first time *isn't*.
My inner chemistry had been hijacked by a mad scientist, who poured the fizzy, volatile contents of my heart from a test tube marked SOBER REALITY into another labeled SUNNY DELUSION, and back again,...
The restaurant, Bongiorno's, was bad and didn't know it. Everything was presented with a passive-aggressive flourish, as though we probably weren't savvy enough to appreciate the oregano-heavy garlic...
Sleepwalkers, leave other sleepwalkers alone!
People have to be patient when they're talking to a nervous person.
Not everything needed to rise to converge: It could just drift together into the indiscernible middle, and bewilder you.
Memory is a rehearsal for a show that never goes on.
May one plead, Your Honor, postmodernism as an involuntary condition?
Listen to me. I’m shy. I’m not stupid. I can’t meet people’s eyes. I don’t know if you understand what that’s like. There’s a whole world going on around me, I’m aware of that. It’s not because I don’...
Yeah, maybe you look a little less familiar yourself.
We were all four of us an arrangement around a missing centrepiece, as incoherent as a verb-less sentence.
The house on The Crescent, stepped into the hillside, had no face. In
Open duh computer. Germans ought to farm out all positions of petty authority. The accent remained too full of implication.
La calidad de una cena la determinan las conversaciones secundarias que la mayoría de la mesa no oye.
I’d forgotten my identity as the world’s most pathetic superhero, become a Californian instead.
Fifth grade was fourth grade with something wrong. Nothing changed outright. Instead it teetered. You'd pushed futility at Public School 38 so long by then you expected the building itself would be em...
Bruno’s brain might have parachuted somewhere over the Atlantic.