The big Nazi cat went on raking up thread-loops from my trousers, seemingly intent on single-handedly reinventing Velcro.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
Grow your courage by remembering each day is a gift.
You can't always expect people to apply your wisdom when they didn't use wisdom before they found themselves knee deep in their version of justice.
How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.
Ninety-five per cent of your success or failure will come from your daily habits.
Life will be peaceful if you can fill your heart with an abundance of love.
Why fear death? It is the most beautiful adventure in life.
Four minutes of eye contact brings people closer to each other better than everything else.
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
It may be a man's world, but men are easily controlled by women.