“ I said ‘not so much,’ Dr. Russell said. Not so much as what? Having your head stepped on by an elephant? Not so much as when the sensors connect to each other, Dr. Russell said. The good news is that… John Scalzi
“ God damn it, Thomas said as he sat down at the table, carrying a tray so piled with food that it was a miracle he could even lift it. Aren't we all just too good-looking for words. John Scalzi
“ You threw him into space? Yup. And he didn’t die? We only threw him out a little bit. Marce John Scalzi
“ You have to eliminate the low-hanging targets first, on the off chance you were dealing with morons. John Scalzi
“ To everyone who thinks writing a sequel should be easy because you've already clreated the universe: Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha! Heh. No. John Scalzi
“ I hate that I’ve become one of those old men who visits a cemetery to be with his dead wife. When I was (much) younger I used to ask Kathy what the point would be. A pile of rotting meat and bones tha… John Scalzi
“ Filled with existential ennui about your place in the universe? Get over yourself. Yes, you're an inconsequential worm in the grand scope of history. But you're an inconsequential worm who makes shit… John Scalzi
“ But I have always found that there’s an inverse relationship between the number of people in a room and the amount of useful work that can be done. John Scalzi
“ Humor is rare in science fiction... there's so little of it that it automatically reminds you of other heroes with that acerbic humor when you find it. John Scalzi
“ You're an interesting person, Jack. Sullivan said. I wish I could figure out what you were thinging when you punched Stern and turned on Isabel.Well, I think that's the thing. Holloway said. I think i… John Scalzi
“ Many BrainPal users find it useful to give their BrainPal a name other than BrainPal. Would you like to name your BrainPal at this time?Yes, I said.Please speak the name you would like to give your Br… John Scalzi
“ Just because I look like a human being doesn’t mean I am. This body has more genetic material that’s not strictly human than it does material that is human. And it heavily integrates machines as well.… John Scalzi
