“ A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring. John Mayer
“ Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8 color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64 color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. I fancy myself to be a 64 color box, though… John Mayer
“ If you had started doing anything two weeks ago, by today you would have been two weeks better at it. John Mayer
“ You get to a certain age where you prepare yourself for happiness. Sometimes you never remember to actually get happy. John Mayer
“ I'm willing to make compromises based on someone I think is the one, but I think it's psychologically important to people when they're famous to be the only famous person they know. John Mayer
“ Sometimes I get so bold and I'm so confident about what I'm doing that I actually try to be more of a dork because it's a really liberating feeling to experience what it's like to not care. John Mayer
“ I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's a nightmare. John Mayer
“ You cannot avoid war in life, you cannot avoid the fear of terrorism, you cannot avoid those things now, they are a part of everyday demeanor. John Mayer
“ Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons? John Mayer
“ My fear is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say 'I'm sorry, but I've got to say hello to you,' and she slides the stool back and gets up and walks away, saying, 'Not for me, Bub. I don't want… John Mayer
“ I look away at car crashes, and I know people who look away at car crashes, because it makes us uncomfortable to watch other people in pain. John Mayer
