You think you're the painter, but you're the canvas
You say you're not special because the world doesn't know about you, but that's an insult to me. I know about you.
You may choose your song, but know this: Tiny. Cooper. Hates. Over. The. Rainbow.
You listen to people so that you can imagine them, and you hear all the terrible and wonderful things people do to themselves and to one another, but in the end the listening exposes you even more tha...
You know, like when you look in the mirror and the thing you see is not the thing as it really is.
You know what I hate? The outdoors. I mean, generally. I don't like outside. I'm an inside person. I'm all about refrigeration and indoor plumbing and Judge Judy.
You know how people are always saying your parents are always right? Follow your parents' advice; they know what's good for you. And you know how no one ever listens to this advice, because even if it...
You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice.
You get all these friends just when you don’t need friends anymore.
You could hear the wind in the leaves, and on that wind traveled the screams of the kids on the playground in the distance, little kids figuring out how to be alive, how to navigate a world that wasn'...
You can't just make yourself matter and then die, Alaska, because now I am irretrievably different..
You can say a lot of bad things about Tiny Cooper. I know, because I have said them. But for a guy who knows absolutely nothing about how to conduct his own relationships, Tiny Cooper is kind of brill...
You can fight with me, I said. I put my controller down and leaned back on our foam couch and was asleep. As I drifted off, I heard the Colonel say, I can't be mad at you, you harmless skinny bastard.
You are as real as anyone, and your doubts make you more real, not less.
You all smoke to enjoy it, I smoke to die.
Ya think you's walkin' on water, but turns out you just got piss in your shoes.
Whether it hurts is kind of irrelevant.
When you’re as charming and physically attractive as myself, it’s easy enough to win over people you meet. But getting strangers to love you...now, that’s the trick.
When you're walking home at night, do you even get creeped out and even though it's silly and embarrassing you just want to run home? It seemed too secret and personal to admit to virtual stranger, bu...
When surprised and excited and innocent Gus emerged from Grand Gesture Metaphorically Inclined Augustus, I literally could not resist.