While I did not fancy myself a particularly good person, I never thought my first real sexual action would be prostitutional.
Where do you come up with these zingers, Clint? Do you own some kind of joke factory in Indonesia where you've got eight-year-olds working ninety hours a week to deliver you that kind of top-quality w...
When I've thought about him dying - which admittedly isn't that much - I always thought of it like you said, that all strings inside him broke. But there are a thousand ways to look at it: maybe the s...
We’re as likely to hurt the universe as we are to help it, and we’re not likely to do either.
We have to forgive to survive the labyrinth.
To be abandoned like that! Shut out when you most need to be loved.
Thoughts are only thoughts.They are not you, you belong to yourself even when your thoughts don't.
There is only one things in this world shittier than biting it from cancer when you're sixteen, and that's having a kid who bites it from cancer.
That's why I like you. Do you realize how rare it is to come across a hot girl who creates a adjectival version of the word pedophile? You are so busy being you that you have no idea how utterly unpre...
That didn’t happen, of course. Things never happened the way I imagined them.
Sometimes people don’t understandthe promises they’re making when they make them, I said.Isaac shot me a look. Right, of course.But you keep the promise anyway. That’swhat love is. Love is keeping the...
So maybe we won’t ever win the lottery, or marry royalty, or make that last second shot. That doesn’t mean we won’t have amazing adventures, meet exceptional people, and make indelible memories. The t...
She raised one leg and gave me all her weight as I dipped her. She either trusted me or wanted to fall.
She has great breasts, the Colonel said without looking up from the whale.DO NOT OBJECTIFY WOMEN'S BODIES! Alaska shouted.Now he looked up. Sorry. Perky breasts.That's not any better!
She did not need to fold into herself and self-destruct. Those awful things are survivable, because we are as indestructible as we believe ourselves to be. When adults say, Teenagers think the hate in...
Pudge, my friend, we are indefuckingstructible.
People are supposed to care. It's good that people mean something to you, that you miss people when they're gone.
People always talk like there's a bright line between imagination and memory, but there isn't, at least not for me. I remember what I've imagined and imagine what I remember.
Pain is like fabric: The stronger it is, the more it’s worth.
Once you think a thought, it is extremely difficult to unthink it.