John Green Quote

Me: If you want me to be a teenager, don't send me to Support Group. Buy me a fake ID so I can go to clubs, drink vodka, and take pot.Mom: You don't take pot, for starters.Me: See, that's the kind of thing I'd know if you got me a fake ID.

John Green

Me: If you want me to be a teenager, don't send me to Support Group. Buy me a fake ID so I can go to clubs, drink vodka, and take pot.Mom: You don't take pot, for starters.Me: See, that's the kind of thing I'd know if you got me a fake ID.

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