Joanna Gaines Quote

Chip had been in there for a few very long hours. I had all kinds of awful thoughts about what might have happened to him in there. What if he’d been roughed up? Strip-searched? Who knows what awful things could have happened in a place like that? I saw scary-looking characters come and go as I sat in that cold, concrete lobby, trying to make myself invisible.Finally, out came Chip.Hi, baby. Thanks for bailing me out, he said.He sounded almost chipper.Are you okay?Yeah, yeah! You’ll never guess who I saw in there. Alfonzo! Remember the lawn guy who used to work for me? We had a good time catching up.Only Chip could go to prison and come out talking about all the friends he’d run into there.I came out and I was like, Whoa! That was awesome. Jo, I met this guy. He did this thing. You know this old guy that I used to tell you about--he and I used to work together? He’s doing great. Well, he’s in jail, but things are really good otherwise.Two of the policemen were also buddies of mine. These guys were literally standing on the other side of these bars going, Why are you here? What’s the deal? We had this endearing conversation right there, while I was in a jail cell.I used to live out in the boonies when I was in college, and I had mowed this one guy’s grass. So I told him what I was in for. Long story short, I got these dogs running around. And he was like, Oh, dude, you’ll be fine. I’m sure they’ll get you right out of here.It was just another day in my new life with Chip Gaines.