Jim Butcher Quotes

I've always admired your ability to be unilaterally irritating.

I've always admired your ability to make jokes when faced with adversity.

About Author

Jim Butcher (born October 26, 1971) is an American author. He has written the contemporary fantasy The Dresden Files, Codex Alera, and Cinder Spires book series.

I've got blisters and muscle cramps in places not meant for the touch of anything but a beautiful woman, Max spat back sullenly. I've bitten my tongue so many times in the past three days that I whist...

I've had sex that didn't feel as good as Maeve's smile.

If I could publish actual interviews with vampires— Sheesh, Susan. You’re reading too much off the bestseller list. In

If he stayed close enough to Maggie for long enough, the dog might wind up with more education than me. Then there'd be no talking to him.

If the beginning of wisdom is in realizing that one knows nothing, then the beginning of understanding is in realizing that all things exist in accord with a single truth: Large things are made of sma...

If you can't manage courtesy, try silence.

If you can't stop the bad thoughts from coming to visit, at least you can make fun of them while they're hanging around.

If you let fear start driving some of your decisions, sooner or later, it will drive them all.

If you weren't getting pretty close to crazy right now, would you be talking to yourself right now?

If your new boss wanted yo on the island, wouldn't she just have told you to go there? Thomas asked.Seems like, I said. Taking her orders is pretty much my job now.Molly snorted softly.Maybe I'll grow...

Ignorance is more than bliss, it's freaking orgasmic ecstacy!

In for a sheep, in for a gargant.

Intentions count for far less than the consequences of the actions born from them.

It doesn't take much power to hurt someone, she said. It's far easier than healing the damage.

It hurts! bellowed Ramirez drunkenly, flinging a last pair of bolts at a fleeing ghoul. Ow! Ow, it hurts! It hurts to be this *good*!

It is the nature of the universe that things remain. Nothing ever disappears completely. The very sound of Creation still echoes throughout the vast darkness: The universe remembers.

It is the prerogative of wizards to be grumpy. It is not, however, the prerogative of freelance consultants who are late on their rent, so instead of saying something smart, I told the woman on the ph...

It is the prerogative of wizards to be grumpy.