Jim Butcher Quotes

I might as well put on a red shirt and volunteer for the away team.

I mean, a lot of teenage guys fail in their first relationships. Not many of them murder the girl involved.

I may have had good reasons. I may have had the best of intentions.But intentions aren’t enough, no matter how good they are. Intentions can lead you to a place where you’re able to make a choice.It’s...

I limped over to Luccio and nodded at the tables Mac had set up. I hope there’s room enough. When are the other Wardens arriving? Luccio fixed me with a quiet, weary gaze. Then she drew her hands from...

I like dogs. They give Mister something to snack on.

I like complaining. It’s every soldier’s sacred right,

I leaned into Karrin a little and said, next to her ear, You ready for this?Only a lunatic is ready for this, she said. I could hear her smile as she spoke. Then she turned her head and, before I coul...

I leaned closer and gave her the look I usually save for rampaging demons and those survey people at malls.

I kicked him in the head with my rented formal shoes. My shoe went flying off, which I was pretty sure never happened to James Bond. The

I hear that they make disinfectants that don’t hurt these days. But Charity used iodine.

I have, in general, not had fun during my service as a Warden of the White Council. I have taken no enjoyment whatsoever in becoming a soldier in the war with the Vampire Courts. Doing battle with the...

I have fought long and hard against horrors even you would respect. I have been beaten, but I have not yielded. I’m not going to start yielding now.

I hadn’t realized, until I actually heard his voice, how much I’d missed the demented little perv.

I had time to think, though I wasn’t sure I wanted to.

I had three days to screw over Nicodemus Archleone and his crew and get this thing out of my head, without getting myself or my friend killed while I did it.

I had about as much chance to do that as I did of backpacking my car to the top of Mount Rushmore.

I got the sneaking suspicion that the vampire was a couple of Peeps short of an Easter basket.

I glanced up at Thomas. We've still got Hook, right?He's being held prisoner on a ceramic-lined cookie sheet in the oven, Thomas said. I figured he couldn't jigger his way out of a bunch of steel, and...

I flicked a comb through my wet hair, for all the good it would do, and said, How do I look?Mostly human, she said.That's what I was going for.

I find it remarkable how often amateurs confuse courage with idiocy.