I mean, we're all going to die. We know that on an intellectual level. We figure it out when we're still fairly young, and it scares us so badly that we convince ourselves we're immortal for more than...
I mean, stars and stones. Two million bucks would buy you a lot of ramen.
I mean, go figure. You prepare your home for an assault and you don’t take zombies into consideration. I’d fallen victim to one of the other classic blunders, along with not getting involved in a land...
I looked past him to the snack table. It was indeed piled with doughnuts of a number of varieties. Some of them even had sprinkles. My mouth started a quick impression of a minor tributary. But they w...
I looked from the gadget-readied spear and body armor to my slender staff of plain old wood and leather duster.My dick is better than your dick, I said.
I listened. Listening isn’t hard to do. No one has practice at it, nowadays, but you can train yourself to pay attention to your senses if you work at it long enough.
I like her, Sanya rumbled in his deep, half-swallowed accent. She is so tiny and fierce. I don’t suppose she knows how to— Sanya, Michael said, his voice very firm. We have talked about this. The dark...
I kind of felt bad for them. Getting punched out by a dame was not going to pad their goon résumés.
I hurled my fear and my loneliness, my love and my respect, my rage and my pain. I made of my thoughts a hammer, infused with the fires of creation and tempered in the icy power of the darkest guardia...
I have been beaten, but I have not yielded. I’m not going to start yielding now.
I have a problem with creepy, dead, poisonous things. So sue me.
I glanced at Mac as though to appeal for help. Mac ignored me. Mac doesn’t take sides. Mac is wise.
I didn’t look up, occupied as I was with brooding, a famous pastime of wizards everywhere.
I brought the Beetle to life with a roar. Well. Not really a roar. A Volkswagen Bug doesn't roar. But it sort of growled...
I blinked at that, confused. I’m not supposed to be the guy who doesn’t get the reference joke, dammit.
I believe that there's a cloud for every silver lining,' I said.
I am somewhat proud of this, Mab's cold voice said. To be sure, the White Christ never suffered so long or so terribly as did this traitor. Three days on a tree. Hardly enough time for a prelude. When...
I am cat, Rowl said smugly, which means I have made better use of my time.
I , this town. Why does every hideous supernatural thing that happens happen ? I'm gone for a few months and . Be right back. Grssll frrrsl rassle mrrrfl.
How long do I have to take care of it? I asked. SOON. Soon? How soon is soon? What do you mean, soon?