We passed Dee’s empty bedroom. It looked like Pepto-Bismol threw up in there.
There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.
More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling i...
Great designers seldom make great advertising men, because they get overcome by the beauty of the picture - and forget that merchandise must be sold.
If you are on social media, and you are not learning, not laughing, not being inspired or not networking, then you are using it wrong.
If you're not reaching back to help anyone then you're not building a legacy.
The father who has selflessly poured himself into the life of his children may leave no other monument than that of his children. But as for a life well lived, no other monument is necessary.
Life is just a schoolroom with a glorious opportunity to prepare us for eternity.
Nothing complements a fast mind better than a slow tongue. And nothing aggravates a slow mind better than a fast tongue.
The eagle only knows how high it can fly when it spreads its wings.
If your success is not amazing to your critics, it disturbs, infuriates, and frustrates them, and if they're not careful; may go hang themselves and go to hell.