Tater Tots.
Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen; many a man, as handsome or good in bed.
Never give up because when you give up, dreams get lost.
When everyone has a microphone, you can't hear anything. Choose one voice carefully and listen in.
Let's go invent tomorrow instead of worrying about what happened yesterday.
Your dreams and your imagination are the keys to ART so capture all of yours in this notebook.....
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
Authentic Christian living has its own order of priority in our lives: God first, others second, self third.
A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.
The missing link between humans and apes? It's certainly those brutes who haven't yet learned to respect privacy.
Ignorance is the greatest slave master in the universe.