Stop thinking, she said. The more you think, the faster you cut your own throat.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
The fantastic advances in the field of electronic communication constitute a greater danger to the privacy of the individual.
I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'
It may be a man's world, but men are easily controlled by women.
Everything around you that you call life was made up by people, and you can change it.
A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.
The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page.
Don't make prayer a consistent battle, but rather constantly pray against life's battles.
People look at me and see a calm, cool guy on the sidelines and I want them to know that my Christian faith affects my coaching and everything I do.
It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fun. If I was starving, I would eat asparagus. If somebody held a gun to my head, I would watch a soap...