It is always an accident that saves us. It is someone we have never seen.
One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.
Yesterday I was clever, so I took the glory for me. Today He makes me wise, so I give the glory to Thee
The single greatest cause of happiness is gratitude.
I met a boy whose eyes showed me that the past, present and future were all the same thing.
An average man is egoistic, proud and has strong self esteem. They always require partners who massage their ego not those who will drag their ego to the mud.
The most attractive thing about you should have less to do with your face or body and more to do with your attitude and how you treat people.
A good character is not only about the good person people know you to be. Your ability to tell the truth about how bad you had been is also a good character.
Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.