Now you’re asking me to explain microwaves to a monkey.
Belief is a wonderful way to pass the time until the facts come in.
I want to put a ding in the universe.
In action a great heart is the chief qualification. In work, a great head.
Even if it's not appreciated, do your best. Integrity will take you further than acknowledgement.
I raised you so high that every other man on earth is now doomed to live in your shadow.
Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability.
I think that fame removes true happiness. Because when you are famous, people know you for who they think you are and when you are happy, it's because people have met you and see you for who you reall...
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
If my world were to cave in tomorrow, I would look back on all the pleasures, excitements and worthwhilenesses I have been lucky enough to have had. Not the sadness, not my miscarriages or my father l...
The death of a billionaire is worth more to the media than the lives of a billion poor people.