But i missed nothing- because everything that truly mattered to me was either already gone or right here next to me in the museum holding my hand
But I’m the professor! This is my class! Show some respect! Okay,
Bizarre! That's the only word I can use to describe life sometimes. Just freaking bizarre.
Between now and San Francisco, she had to deal with the girl. Chapter
Between Mark Twain, Oscar Wilde, and Dorothy Parker, everything worth saying has already been said, and said better than i could ever say it
Be a first-rate version of yourself and not a second-rate version of someone else.
Bad stuff happens.Sometimes it makes no sense at all. Sometimes its unfair.Sometimes, it just plain sucks.Bad stuff happens sometimes.Always remember that, but remember that you have to move on someho...
BRAINSTORMING! Every night after dinner—which is usually something like tuna noodle casserole made with cream-of-wallpaper soup—I escape to the privacy of my bedroom.
At every turn I took, I prayed that I would not stumble over her body. Every time I didn't, it gave me hope that she was still alive.
Are you basically a pretty good, pretty decent person? Says who? Says you? Says your ’rents? Says your sibs?
Anyway, once I mentioned my Dad-sneaked-in-through-a-secret-trapdoor-in-the-deck idea, Beck got a look in her eyes, and I knew: It was time for Twin Tirade No. 426. Give it up, Bickford. Dad is dead!...
Anne Frank wrote, ‘How true Daddy’s words were when he said: all children must look after their own upbringing. Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming...
Angel raised her hand. Excuse me. What does LTC stand for? She blinked innocently.Loving Tender Care?Gazzy suggested.If our instructor had had lasers for eyes, he would have sliced Gazzy in half.Lieut...
And there won’t be any TV or cable because all the people will be dead! I was on a roll now. So our only entertainment will be Gazzy singing the constipation song! And there won’t be amusement parks a...
All of us shrinks talk about VFC when we get together. Very fucking crazy, Gerry.
All genders? whispered Nudge. Aren’t there just the two? Or did I miss something? I shrugged. No idea. Maybe they’ve created others. The thought was fairly repulsive, and we made eew faces at each oth...
AND NOW—THE GOOD STUFF You look at me, and I know what you’re thinking: Zac Efron without the hot legs.
A man knows he’s in love when he’s totally happy just watching his girlfriend do even the simplest things—peeling an apple, combing her hair, fluffing up a bed pillow, laughing.
A lot healthier than getting socked in the stomach. Especially if you had a big breakfast.
Ways of scanning for radio signals. She followed him as he ran into the gun room and spun