Why is this happening? Who knows, really? Life and existence can never be fully understood. Stars are born only to explode. Creatures hunt other creatures, and then they die. The universe is a chaos o...
Why did she do this to me? I mumble. Actually, Samuel, from my preliminary scans of your internal organs, it does not appear that our mother has done anything to you. Were you in need of repair as wel...
What we do know is that Aaron Hernandez was an escape artist. On the football field, no one could catch him. In Florida, he was a few steps removed from a terrible shooting that no one had answered fo...
What did that stupid deserting crap-bag ex-boyfriend, ex-best friend with the most perfect stupid hair do? He DIDN'T delete his crap off the desktop before he fled my life and left me all alone. That'...
We’ll be back! he snarled.It was really Ari’s voice.Boy, you just can’t kill people like you used to, said Fang
Well, how else to explain… all of this? Or me, of course? Or us? Snocones, Pokémon, the Simpsons, the justice system in America, iPods.
Welcome to the X-Files meets The Twilight Zone meets the Information Superhighway.
We'll all go out together when we go.Yes, we'll all go out together when we go.Oh, how the world will dieFrom great fire in the sky.Yes, we'll all go out together when we go.(Total) Call me old fashio...
We try not to encourage demonstrations of his mastery of the gaseous arts.
Veins practically popping out of his neck, the jerk leaned out his window and yelled a bunch of swear words, including a new one I tucked away in my brain for future use, if necessary.
Until now, I never noticed how much fantasy had to do with reality.
Turns out an apocalypse actually comes on pretty slowly. Not fire and brimstone but rust and dandelions. Not a bang but a whimper. Perhaps
To be without love is to be without grace, what matters most in life.We is so much better than I.
Time for bed. I held my fist out. One by one, my flock stacked theirs on top, and then we headed up into the trees to sleep the sleep of the innocent. Well, okay, maybe not so innocent. But the sleep...
This was the weird part with me and Miller. We both hated each other, but even more than that, he wanted my money and I wanted my notebook back. Neither of us had said anything about it to Stricker, e...
This was a perfect storm of crap, all flying through the same fan, right at him.
This should be about as interesting as a rectal exam done with a cactus. Dowd
Thirsty? I said, trying to stay cool. You know, this is totally against the rules, she said. That makes it taste better, I said. (Good line, right?) Jeanne
Think about it. When the end comes, will you be buried in the arms of the one you love? Of the one who knew you your whole life, who loved you your whole life? The only person who could really and tru...
They were my parents. Dead. They died in their bed under freakish circumstances three months ago, leaving my brothers and me devastated and bankrupt.