Gazzy, man, jeezum! Fang exclaimed. What the heck have you been eating for God's sake?That was a smoke bomb! Gazzy defended himself. Not even i could fill this whole flippin' house!
GOT A lot of stares the minute I walked through the double doors. Not surprising. Grandma Dotty had been so enthusiastic about the punk style I was rocking that
For a long time it had seemed to me that life was about to begin—real life. But there was always some obstacle in the way, something to be got through first, some unfinished business, time still to be...
For a long time it had seemed to me that life was about to begin -- real life. But there was always some obstacle in the way, something to be gotten through first, some unfinished business, time still...
Fang: When do I get out of here?Max: They say a week.Fang: So, like, tomorrow?Max: That's what I'm thinking.
Fang. I had to do some thinking about him.Me. I had some thinking to do about me too.
Fang snorted in disbelief. On one hand, we have a mythical nice family that wants to adopt me. On the other, we have a gang of insane scientists desperate to do genetic experiments on innocent childre...
Fang pondered. It always amazes me how he’s able to seem so calm at the absolute worst times. Sometimes he seems like a droid—or a drone. Fang of Nine. Fang2-D2.
Fang and I searched in every way we could think of and found a million institutes of one kind or another, in Manhattan and throughout New York state, but none of them seemed promising. My favorite? Th...
Don’t drive like you own the road; drive like you own the car.
Do we have any chlorine? It seems to be kind of explosive when mixed with other stuff.Like what, your socks? No, we don't have chlorine. No swimming pool.
But then we have to leave, have to. It's always been that way, and it will always be that way, Jane. That's just.. how it works
Blood City III: The Massacre. I'd read the summary of it online, and frankly, it sounded like the directors had just decided to film my life.
Awwww, lame, we're not going to disneyworld. (said by the amazing talking dog, Total)
As I stare into the Border collie’s eyes, I think that maybe I should go inside and call the girls. Claire, Cindy, and Jill would be here almost before I hung up the phone. They would hold me, hug me,...
Ari smiled. The sun was shining, the weather was great, he was eating ice cream, and all his dreams were about to come true.
Anne is quite the animal lover, Fang said to me as we followed Angel. Horses, sheep, goats. Chickens. Pigs. Yeah, I said. I wonder who’s for dinner?
Angel wanted them all to burn in h-e- double toothpicks forever.
And? you’re thinking. Spaghetti Bolognese?! you’re thinking. What’s that got to do with anything? Well, as my homeroom teacher Mr. Rourke would say, read on Macduff, which is something to do with Shak...
And why was the blind guy on watch, you might ask? Because a cockroach couldn’t come within fifty feet of us without his knowing it. Iggy