Call me hopelessly paranoid, but this whole place was starting to seem creepily idyllic. Like, my bedroom was charming. Charming! What did I know about charming? I’d never called anything charming bef...
Binoculars, adjusts the oxygen hose around his head again. It was just too damn strange, too damn out of the ordinary. No moving vans, no friends stopping by; neither the husband nor the wife—if they
Ached, until his head throbbed, all of that preparation comes down to today. It’s finally here! He quickly brushes his teeth and puts on his Halloween costume. He picks up the trombone case and his sc...
You’re supposed to take the man that has the best chance of survival.
Your wife is ugly, and your daughter too. I think this play is stupid, so guess what? I’m out of here and you can kiss my—
You're my best friend, my first and only love, and the most beautiful girl I've ever seen
You really are a scary man,no really! If I had boots I would be quaking in them.
You know. I only know that I’ve lost my faith in You. The voice resonated in my mind. I haven’t lost mine in you.
You know how most people dread a birthday... Well, I feel the exact opposite. I feel that every day is an extraordinary gift. Just to be here, and especially to be here with you.
Yes, I sounded like a pathetic weenie. I prefer to think of it as showing my softer side.
Who but the devil lives like a king in the middle of hell
When its true, when it's right, love can give you the kind of joy that you can't get from any other experience.
When I wanted information, it was silent; when I didn't want to hear from it, it got chatty. It was alost as irritating as Fang.
What test? Asked Nudge.Max, you're incorruptible.Only by power. I said. You haven't tried chocolate yet.
What do you talk about to a murderer, and someone you loved, over a perfect dinner and cocktails? I wanted to know so many things, but I couldn't ask any of the real-questions pounding in my head. Ins...
What are you doing in there, waxing your mustache? Iggy yelled, pounding on the bathroom door.I yanked the door open and pushed him backward hard, making him stagger. I don’t have a mustache, you idio...
What I said yesterday didn't mean anything! I love everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!Uh-huh. You just keep telling yourself that. You looove me.Max: (tries to punch him)Pick a tre...
What I remember most is that the laws of physics no longer seemed to apply. Gravity was backwards and the world was, I'm quite certain, moving in slow motion. His pull wasn't a pull; I was just fallin...
Well, I don’t know. Mostly I just suck up what life throws my way, stomp on it, and then keep going. I don’t dwell much on what I am or how I got this way. It just is. I just am. I’m Max, and whatever...
We're just not cut out for all this media circus crap.But then, you already knew that.