James Patterson Quotes

However, using insidious and irresistible mind-control techniques such as offering us Mountain Dew and a ton of nachos, the naval bigwigs had managed to corral us in this room for a debriefing.

Human existence must be a kind of error. It is bad today and every day it will get worse, until the worst of all happens. My own philosophy was a little cheerier than Schopenhauer’s,

I don’t need to spend the next few months thinking about what color the invitations are going to be or who’s going to sit next to who, she said. That’s someone else’s wedding, not mine. Not ours. I ju...

I have an idea. It’s risky, and Max will kill us when she finds out.Iggy raised his head. Sounds like my kind of idea.

I hoped I wasn't actually dead. That would make finding our parents and saving the world really hard.

I know you might not believe this, but slogging through a foreign European forest in the dead of night with an ex-Eraser, a talking dog, and two kids who depend on you for their lives—well, not as muc...

I mean, who cares about SpongeBob SquarePants? I'm sitting here with Wolverine!-random kid talking to Ari

I mentally reviewed possible responses: 1) Sardonic laughter (always good) 2) Rolled eyes and snort of disbelief 3) Sarcastic You have got to be kidding me. Any

I put my

I still felt like I might hurl, and I thought about how awful that would be in midair.

I took a bite of cookie and chewed. Hmmm, I said, trying not to spit crumbs. Clear vanilla notes, too-sweet chocolate chips, distinct flavor of brown sugar. A decent cookie, not spectacular. Still, a...

I want to know about my mom. And other stuff. I want to know the whole story, good or bad.Me, too, said Gazzy. I want to find my parents so I can tell’m what total scuzzes they are. Like, ‘Hi, mom and...

I wanted an endless summer with you. But then darkness always comes doesn't it? Just a fact of life, i guess

I was never a coward, he says irritably, struggling out of my grasp. I was just sensible.

I was speechless. Which is, as you know, very rare.

I won’t lie to you—it was hilarious. Yes, we were in trouble, yes, this was a disaster, and so one and so forth, but I have to say, seeing those upturned faces, the looks, was bout the best thing that...

I'm going to turn fifteen tomorrow, i said, warming to the idea. It's high time. I can't remember when i turned fourteen. (said by Max)If you get to be fifteen, then i get to be fifteen! Iggy sounded...

I've been looking for you a long time, I just didn't know it. But now I do.

If there's a God, he knows I'm doing the best I can.

If you're going to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now...Things are almost never as bad as they first seem. Loosen up, girlfriend... you could giggle more i...