Ben Lewis. He's in Afghanistan.He is? I blinked. In the ?Well, he's not there on his honeymoon.
I think you have to be cool to be a good flirt, and I don't think I'm very cool.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
Yesterday I was clever, so I took the glory for me. Today He makes me wise, so I give the glory to Thee
Any foolish boy can stamp on a beetle, but all the professors in the world cannot make a beetle.
Just because your heart is beating, doesn't mean you're alive.
Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen; many a man, as handsome or good in bed.
Keep an eye on your responses. Strong responses are about you more than them.
Use your youth to do something useful or unique or ultimate.
Yeah, I get to fight in 'Eclipse.' My trainer is teaching me MMA right now. So. Cool.
I'm lucky because my dad taught me to be frugal and save. And that's important because I want to know that I don't have to take an acting job for two or three years if I don't want to and that I'll st...