What I like best is a book that's at least funny once in a while. What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of...
Me, myself and I.
I swear to God, if I were a piano player or an actor or something and all those dopes thought I was terrific, I’d hate it. I wouldn’t even want them to clap for me. People always clap for the wrong th...
There isn’t a nightclub in the world that you can sit in for a long time unless you can at least buy some liquor and get drunk. Or unless you’re with some girl that really knocks you out.
Mothers are all slightly insane.
Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell.
But it was worth it. The blonde was some dancer. She was one of the best dancers I ever danced with. I'm not kidding, some of these very stupid girls can really knock you out on a dance floor. You tak...
Христовата молитва има една-единствена цел. Да дари Христовото чувство на всеки, който се моли. Не да ти спретне някое уютничко, пресвето местенце за рандевута с някой прелестен и лигав божествен перс...
Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly
It's really too bad that so much crumby stuff is a lot of fun sometimes.
But what I mean is, lots of time you don’t know what interests you most till you start talking about something that doesn’t interest you most. I mean you can’t help it sometimes.
Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are. I keep making up these sex rules for myself, and then I break them right away. Last year I made a rule that I...
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