Irvine Welsh Quotes

Planet Ay The Apes hus insinuated hissel intae the company. The thought ay that cunt shaggin wee Maria Anderson is not aesthetically appealing. The thought ay that cunt shaggin anybody isnae aesthetic...

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Irvine Welsh (born 27 September 1958) is a Scottish novelist and short story writer. His 1993 novel Trainspotting was made into a film of the same name. He has also written plays and screenplays, and directed several short films.

Shirley'e aşk şiirleri yazardı. Harikulade şiirler, edebi anlamda değil belki, ama ona ilettiği harikulade duyguların olağanüstü saflığında. Bir keresinde ona yazdığı özellikle güzel bir dörtlüğü okud...

So she's wipin spunk offay her face, gaun aw fuckin panicky, `Whae wis that, wis that ma dad?``Fuckin durty pervert sneakin up oan cunts like that,` ah goes.So she goes aw that fuckin ice-cauld, frigi...

Sometimes ah think that people become junkies just because they subconsciously crave a wee bit ay silence.

There's nae reasoning wi some cats. You say 'reason', they mew 'treason'. Ken?

Thir no fuckin swaggerin aroond Leith, fuckin well surein thair no. A bunch ay fuckin sheepshaggers wi thair diddy European Cup Winner's Cup, comin doon here, drinkin in oor pubs, chattin up oor... Fr...

Underpinning them was the belief that the grim reality of impending death can be talked away by trying to invest in the present reality of life.

We start off with high hopes, then we bottle it. We realise that we’re all going to die, without really finding out the big answers. We develop all those long-winded ideas which just interpret the rea...

Why is it that because ye use hard drugs every cunt feels that they have a right tae dissect and analyse ye? Once ye accept that they huv that right, ye’ll join them in the search fir this holy grail,...

Ye see, Rab, it's due to the way we feel about our arseholes. We now believe, as a species, if our soul is located anywhere in our bodies, it's up our arses. That's where it all goes. It makes sense....

You can only live in the world you ken. The rest is just wishful thinking or paranoia.

Then whit?- Git a job. Or git oan a scheme.- No gaunnae stey oan n take Highers?- Naw.- Ye should. You could go tae University.- Whit fir?Geoff had to think for a while. He had recently graduated with...

Ona aşktan söz ettim. o ise aşkın din gibi bir şey olduğunu, aslında var olmadığı halde sistemin bizi daha kolay kullanmak için uydurduğu bir şey olduğunu söyledi.

1926. The General Strike in Leith. You read all that and what they said then and you pure see what the Labour Party used to believe in - freedom for the ordinary cat.

A lot of men are wankers cause they don’t mind bad sex, but for a woman bad sex is far worse than no sex at all.

Ah didnae really know much aboot women. Ah didnae really know much aboot anything.

Ah don’t really know, Tam, ah jist dinnae. It kinday makes things seem mair real tae us. Life’s boring and futile. We start aof wi high hopes, then we bottle it. We realise that we’re aw gaunnae die,...

Ah took a pish oan the cunt, then ah felt bad aboot Albo's cel so ah sais tae him oan the wey oot, cunt's only went n pished hissel but, eh.

Ah walk doon Hammersmith Broadway, London seeming strange and alien, after only a three-month absence, as familiar places do when you’ve been away. It’s as if everything is a copy of what you knew bef...