Ah took a pish oan the cunt, then ah felt bad aboot Albo's cel so ah sais tae him oan the wey oot, cunt's only went n pished hissel but, eh.
Sometimes it's hard to look at a flower, when your dying inside.
If you can imagine it, you can achieve it.
The global population of Earth are involved in the following corporate government experiments: The long term effects of - 1. Nuclear bomb fallout radiation. 2. Man-made wireless radio frequency (RF) r...
No two persons can learn something and experience it in the same way.
The single greatest cause of happiness is gratitude.
A bird that fears turbulence will never know how high it can fly.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
People look at me and see a calm, cool guy on the sidelines and I want them to know that my Christian faith affects my coaching and everything I do.
One of these days, will become a this day. And that day, will be the preeminent of days to come.
In time, all great masterpieces turn into shameless creatures who laugh at their creators.