I know William, Kaldar said. He’s married to my cousin, Cerise, who is more like my baby sister. If her life and happiness were at stake, William would burn the world just to see her smile. Jack is a...
I have no desire to dramatically unsheathe my hair weapons and end up with half of my hair sliced off and a giant bald spot.
I have a family full of quirky people. Someone has to be sensible so all of you can enjoy being reckless weirdos.
I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus. Saiman said dryly. Thank you for reminding me.Always happy to oblige.
I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus, Saiman said dryly. Thank you for reminding me.
I had come here intending to declare a possible war and instead ended up planning a dinner date with my father at Applebee’s.
I had been hugged by a giant, superintelligent, pacifist bear. I could do this. I could do anything.
I guess there wouldn’t be any harm in telling it this once, Raphael said.
I dropped all the guards. All the leashes, all the chains, everything that ever restrained me through the discipline and fear of discovery, I let all of it go. No need to hide. Magic flowed through me...
I dived for it, caught it three inches above the cement, and found myself face-to-face with the salamander. Ruby-red eyes regarded me with mild curiosity, black lips parted, and a long, spiderweb-thin...
I didn’t say I just wanted sex.Let me quote: ‘Do you want seduction, dinners, and gifts? Seduction is a game, and if you pay enough in flattery, money, or attention, you get what you want. I thought y...
I did some thinking. That is a very dangerous pastime, Ghastek said.
I could’ve fallen for someone steady. Dependable. Well-grounded. But nooo, I had to lose my head over this idiot.
I chose to not worry about it, I told him. I filed it away into the same place keep things like Earth is a globe & ice floats. I'm aware of it, & when I need it, I'll pull it out & dust it off, ... Th...
I WALKED INTO my house to see the knight and the wizard sitting in my kitchen, drinking coffee. If you added in Julie’s thieving skills and my sword, we almost had an adventuring party. It’s too bad w...
Hypothetically speaking, Robert said, if the attack happens, and Roland retaliates, what will you do about it?She is a princess of Shinar. My aunt burst into existence in the middle of the kitchen. It...
Huny. Conlan sniffled. I don’t negotiate with terrorists. Oatmeal or nothing.
Humans tend to segregate the world: enemies on one side, friends on the other. Friends are the people we know. Enemies are the Other. You can do just about anything to the Other. It doesn't matter if...
Humans tend to segregate the world: enemies on one side, friends on the other. Friends are people we know. Enemies are the Other. You can do just about anything to the Other. It doesn't matter if this...
Hugh got up. Would love to stay and play doctor, love, but duty calls. He headed for the door.Play doctor? Jackass.Harpy.Thank you for saving me in the woods, she said to his back. And for healing Ale...