Well, if he wasn’t dead, he definitely wasn’t happy. Great, I’ve turned into my mother. That’s what she would say.
Well, well. The new head of the People’s Atlanta office had come to see me personally. I’d curtsy but I was too tired to get off my donkey and the sword on my back would get in the way.
Well, when it became obvious that magic was going to wreck the computer networks, people tried to preserve portions of the Internet. They took snapshots of their servers and sent the data to a central...
Well, you don’t get to have any of my bullshit. I’m keeping it. Okay, and that didn’t sound childish. Not at all.
You're problem is, you underestimate me because I'm a woman.
Were you watching me sleep? Because I thought we agreed that's creepy.
What about the Pack? His upper lip trembled, betraying the edge of his teeth. Fuck the Pack. I gave them fifteen years of my life. I fought for them, bled for them, and the moment my back was turned,...
What are you going to wear? My badass face. Good choice, he said.
You see, the mailman saw your husband during one of his walks. He’s my fiancé, I told her. We are living in sin. Heather blinked, momentarily knocked off her stride, but recovered. Oh, that’s nice. It...
What are your qualifications for this job? she asked. I’m expendable, I said.
What can I do for you, Arbitrator? I asked.George, please. There is no hot water in my bathroom.Oh really? You don’t say.Yes. In fact, it’s ice-cold. He raised a half-filled glass. Thin slivers of ice...
What did I tell you about plastic ties? Only for humans, Julie murmured.If you don't listen to me, I can't teach you anything.
What did you do to Eduardo? I don’t know any Eduardo! Mac wheezed. I twisted his arm a fraction more. He cried out. I know your name is Mac. I know that’s your redneck cousin Leroy. I know you’re in E...
What did you write on here? ‘Don’t die’?No, I wrote, ‘Don’t be an asshole!’I headed for the house.On yours or mine?On yours.Well, in that case, your magic isn’t working. I’m still an asshole.
You don't cause problems. You cause catastrophes.
When I returned, instead of beating swift retreat she suggested we should have fun together. I dunked her a couple of times. Unfortunately, I was pointing a gun at hotel security at the time, and the...
What do you mean fainted?Took a dive, kissed the pavement. Swooned like a southern belle after her first kiss. Had a dreadful case of the vapors.
What happened? You fell. Really? What did I fall into? My fist.
What in the bloody hell are you?Andrea Nash, I said. This is my associate, Robin of Loxley.
When I opened my mouth, my voice sounded dull, stripped of all life and inflection. I brought a sick beastkin to the bouda house. She’s my friend. If you’re going to kill her, you’ll have to go throug...
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