Ilona Andrews Quotes

I’m a known fugitive who likes to set people on fire. Come away with me so we can have hot sex while the entire city is trying to shoot me in the head. If I get bored, I’ll barbecue you for my amuseme...

I’m going to find Julie and I’ll ground her ass until she forgets what the sun looks like, and then I’ll go over to that school and pull their legs out.

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I’m going to name him Olasard, after he who hunts the evildoers and rips out their souls. The Ripper of Souls gave me a befuddled look. I looked at Maud. There weren’t a lot of kids’ books, she said.

I’m going to punch you in the arm, I growled. We can get you a throne with snakes. I’ll stand next to you and roar at anybody who fails to grovel. Fear Kate Daniels. She is a mighty and terrible ruler...

I’m going to shoot him, I squeezed through my teeth. No, that would be murder, Grandma Frida told me, her voice soothing. You’ve had a long day. Let’s put your magic away. You know what you need? A ni...

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you. My ears are still ringing from that big boom your head made when it hit the stairs. Is your brain okay? Because your skull sounded hollow.

I’m sorry, but I don’t have anyone else to ask. If I go to Connor, my son will hold his relatives upside down one by one and shake them until they confess.Which would be a lot of fun to watch.

I’ve seen your foot up close. Curran pointed to his chest. I’ve seen it here. He moved his hand to his jaw. Here. He touched the place over his cheek where my kick had cut him. And here.

Just so you know: if a rakshasa shows up, I left my sword in the car.

Just staying sharp. Keeping you safe keeps me in shape.

Landon slid back into the driver’s seat and pointed at my saber. Put it away.Say the magic word.Please, Landon squeezed out.I slid the blade back into the sheath and petted it. It’s okay, Sarrat. If h...

Landon spun the wheel. The Land Rover nearly careened, turning off the road. Landon parked and bolted out of the car, slapping the driver's door closed behind him.

Let me help, he said. You've been taught all your life that killing another person is wrong, and that belief persists even in the fact of facts. Not only would Peaches have killed us given the chance,...

Look under the passenger seat in a black plastic bin. There should be a book. Raphael hopped out, dug under the seat, and pulled out a dog-eared copy of The Almanac of Mystical Creatures. Got it, I sa...

Mad Rogan was walking next to me with that same confident stride that had made me notice him back in the arboretum, and I knew precisely where he was and how much distance separated us. My whole body...

Mad shapeshifters ripped into monsters, their eyes crimson with rage. Witches howled, loosing spells and arrows. The air steamed with blood. The clamor of swords, the pain-laced cries of the injured,...

Marriage was a trap. The moment the man said the word I do at the altar, he surrendered his freedom. He was no longer free to pursue other women. Staying out past the appointed hour required his wife’...

Most people facing a truck head-on would be scared. He stared her down as if she had insulted him by nearly running him over. Like he was some sort of king of the road.

Never show a weakness; never show pain. The vulnerable get eaten. She would break down later when she was alone, but neither he nor anyone else would ever see it.

Of course, with my luck, the Shepherd could be a crazy numismatist just dying for a Kennedy fifty-cent piece. Maybe I could set a trap with a handful of change. Here, Shepherd, here boy, look, I have...