Ilona Andrews Quotes

I looked at the canine companion. Me cookies. You stay.

I ordered four eggs and my new friend ordered some doughnuts. We both stayed away from sausage. Unless you knew the restaurant well and trusted the cook, ordering ground meat was a bad idea, because f...

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I really would like to know, he said with genuine curiosity. The next time I kill someone, I’d like to do it in a way that doesn’t freak you out. How about you don’t kill anybody for a little bit? I c...

I really would like to know, he said with genuine curiosity. The next time I kill someone, I’d like to do it in a way that doesn’t freak you out. How

I see. Is Jim with you now? Yes, he is. We’re having rough sex. You’re interrupting.What are you doing here?Looking for Jim in your bed.He isn’t here.I see that.

I stared at her, speechless. There were so many things wrong with what she said that my brain experienced a momentary shutdown.

I stared at him. He didn’t look fazed. It took me a full ten seconds to realize he couldn’t see my psycho stare through the vampire’s eyes. Nice going there, champ.

I stopped by the super for the new key, climbed to my apartment, and studied my new lock. Big, metal, and shiny. Not a scratch on it. Even the key itself had a bizarre groove carved into it, which mad...

I stopped the blade two inches before it touched Andrea’s neck. Because she was my best friend, and sticking knives into your best friend’s windpipe was generally considered to be a social faux pas.

I think of you a lot. Do you think of me, Andrea? Don’t lie to me.Yes! I snarled, my face burning. Yes, I do! All the time. I can’t get you out of myhead. I wish I could!He hugged me so hard, my bones...

I want to punish them. I want that punishment to be so hard, so vicious that the next who takes their place wets himself at the mere thought of trying to fight me.

I was the badass Consort and he was the grim Pack’s executioner. Hugging him in the hallways would be entirely inappropriate.

I'm in a Disney movie. - Augustine

If I have to murder Hugh, I don’t want to do it naked, he said. It would be weird.

In diplomacy, like in great many other things, the rules of engagement survive only until one remarkable person decides to break them.

I’d like to go to one, she said. It might not be my thing even, but I’d like to go at least once to say I’ve done it. Sometimes I feel cheated. I know it’s selfish, but sometimes I wonder what it woul...

I’m going to find Julie and I’ll ground her ass until she forgets what the sun looks like, and then I’ll go over to that school and pull their legs out.

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you. My ears are still ringing from that big boom your head made when it hit the stairs. Is your brain okay? Because your skull sounded hollow.

Let me help, he said. You've been taught all your life that killing another person is wrong, and that belief persists even in the fact of facts. Not only would Peaches have killed us given the chance,...

Mad Rogan was walking next to me with that same confident stride that had made me notice him back in the arboretum, and I knew precisely where he was and how much distance separated us. My whole body...