Ilona Andrews Quotes

How is it that Raphael made more holes in you than in swiss cheese, but your assholeness survived? Raphael doesn’t have a knife big enough to kill my assholeness.

Humans tend to segregate the world: enemies on one side, friends on the other. Friends are people we know. Enemies are the Other. You can do just about anything to the Other. It doesn't matter if this...

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Humans tend to segregate the world: enemies on one side, friends on the other. Friends are the people we know. Enemies are the Other. You can do just about anything to the Other. It doesn't matter if...

Hypothetically speaking, Robert said, if the attack happens, and Roland retaliates, what will you do about it?She is a princess of Shinar. My aunt burst into existence in the middle of the kitchen. It...

I almost had her.Curran nodded. I heard. And you could've taken her, too.My voice came out flat. Rub it in, why don't you.He grinned. No time for that now, maybe later.I closed my eyes. There wouldn't...

I came to the table, pulled up a chair, and sat. Everyone brought a pet. I feel left out. An enthusiastic howl broke the silence, and Grendel bounded through the doorway. He galloped through the steak...

I can always tell when you're thinking about food. You forget to be the Serious Wolf and you get this dreamy look in your eyes. You know, most people would think you were thinking about a girl. They h...

I can be a good dragon, when the occasion requires it.

I did some thinking. That is a very dangerous pastime, Ghastek said.

I do shodo magic, Dali said. I curse through calligraphy. I have to write the curse out on a piece of paper and I can’t move while I do it. One smudge, and I might kill the lot of us.Oh good.But don’t...

I don't have time for druid shenanigans.

I don't trust tragedies much. It's easy to make a person sad by showing him something tragic. We all recognize when sad things happen: someone dies, someone loses a loved one, young love is crushed. I...

I don’t mind being a bit like you. I hope you don’t mind being a bit like me.

I gotta split. Slightly deeper, male. Heard it somewhere before. You promised! The magic’s cresting, okay? Gotta split. Young voices. A boy and a girl, talking street. The only available door hung cro...

I grow tired of your mouth. Bones shifted under Curran’s skin. The nose widened, the jaws grew, the top lip split, displaying enormous teeth. I was staring into the face of a nightmare, a horrible mel...

I had the metabolism of a hummingbird on crack.

I looked at the canine companion. Me cookies. You stay.

I stared at her, speechless. There were so many things wrong with what she said that my brain experienced a momentary shutdown.

I stared at him. He didn’t look fazed. It took me a full ten seconds to realize he couldn’t see my psycho stare through the vampire’s eyes. Nice going there, champ.

I stopped by the super for the new key, climbed to my apartment, and studied my new lock. Big, metal, and shiny. Not a scratch on it. Even the key itself had a bizarre groove carved into it, which mad...