It’s a lovely day and we’re under siege. People are trying to murder us. Her eyes shone with excitement. Isn’t it marvelous?
I’m in love with an idiot. The dog turned his head to the side. Just wait until he figures out I shut him out of his slut hut.
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you. My ears are still ringing from that big boom your head made when it hit the stairs. Is your brain okay? Because your skull sounded hollow.
Jim walked into the kitchen. He was wearing a white towel around his hips and nothing else. His skin glistened with dampness—he had obviously just taken a shower. I stared at him in horror. He nodded...
Johns Hopkins, which was a trip I was doing my best to forget. We almost died, and while we were away, a local family we knew was murdered. Julie and Derek had handled it, but thinking about it still...
Judging by the hard lines of his face and the flat look in his eyes, he'd left the Marines, but the Corps hadn't quite left him.
Just keep in mind, Leon said, merging onto the highway, I’m your cousin and you love me. If you attack me while I’m driving, we will both die and then he wins. Don’t let him win, Catalina.
Just reflecting on the fact that when the Universe punches you in the teeth, it never just lets you fall down. It kicks you in the ribs a couple of times and dumps mud on your head.
Just staying sharp. Keeping you safe keeps me in shape.
Just wait until he figures out I shut him out of his slut hut.
Just wait until he figures out I shut him out of his slut hut.The poodle whined softly.I don’t need any criticism from you. If you can go a day without barfing or destroying my house, then I might lis...
Kate makes good sausage, Jim said.Six pairs of eyes stared at me. Thank you, Mr. Wonderful. Just what I needed.Oh yeah, Andrea snapped her fingers. The links? The ones we had the beginning of the mont...
Kate sat at her desk. Grendel sprawled by her feet, an enormous black monstrosity that had more in common with the hound of the Baskervilles than with any poodle I had ever seen.
Kate smirked.What?Your horse looks pink.So?If you paste some stars on her butt you'll be riding My Little Pony.Bugger off. I patted the mare's neck. Don't listen to her, Sugar. You are the cutest hors...
Kate, I’m afraid the sword has to stay.No.Weapons are forbidden everywhere but the Pit level. You won’t get through the door.Shit.I sighed and put Slayer between the front seats. Stay here. Guard the...
Kate, perhaps you need to explain to your significant other that he is in no position to give me orders. Last time I checked, his title was Beast Lord, which is a gentle euphemism for a man who strips...
Kate? Yes? I managed. It’s me, Julie. Are you dying? I could tell she desperately wanted a different answer. I love you. The expression on her face twisted something inside me. I looked from her to Cu...
Lago nodded knowingly. The thing with the Beast Lord didn’t turn out, huh? That’s okay, I heard that guy is a dick. You don’t need that shit. Curran’s
Landon slid back into the driver’s seat and pointed at my saber. Put it away.Say the magic word.Please, Landon squeezed out.I slid the blade back into the sheath and petted it. It’s okay, Sarrat. If h...
Let me see if I have this straight. You killed your children and piloted their undead bodies?Yes. Does that shock you?No. You're a psychopathWhat does that mean?I got up and brought her a dictionary....
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