Follow me, Linus ordered. And cheer up. We’re about to embark on a killing spree accompanied by massive property damage. Try to have fun.
First, we fight the battle, then we win the war.
Fine, he said. You had no idea it could be this good. Nobody in your past was ever that good and you know that nobody in your future will ever be this good. You’ve had a taste and you want more. You w...
Father, you are sending mixed signals. You dispatched a woman to murder me today and now you’re upset about my wedding reception?
Every time I think you’ve reached the limits of arrogance, you show me new heights. Truly, your egotism is like the Universe—ever expanding.
Every house has a heart, the echoes of its owner's presence, and simple magic that turns a building into a home.
Every handsome man had a flaw. It was just her luck that in William's case that flaw was lunacy.
Even a cry in the wilderness must be acknowledged, because someone might have heard it.
Enter my lair, said the dragon. I have shiny treasure for you to play with, I’ll keep you warm and safe, and if it suits my purpose, I’ll chain you to the floor and kill your client by throwing quarte...
Does Strawberry Shortcake know you stole her horse? She will be berry, berry angry with you. I
Did you read the instructions? He shook his head. Why, were you afraid they’d take your man card away? Are you going to help me or just make fun of me? Can’t I do both?
Damn boudas. I tell him he's under siege and he goes to take a nap.
Dali blinked at me. Would you mind making coffee while you're dancing? I smell it on the bottom shelf, either first or second jar on the left. I opened the first jar and looked inside. Coffee. The lab...
Curran.You're taking a nap? Come on Kate, I need you for this fight, Stop lying around.You sonovabitch. I rolled to my feet and grabbed my sword. You must think you're funny.
Curran's whore comes to visit us, Jarek said in accented English.The three men laughed as if on cue. I glanced at Mahon. You really shouldn't let him talk to you like that.
Cuddles screamed. It wasn’t a braying noise, it was an ear-slapping shriek of pure donkey outrage, like someone got hold of a foghorn and tried to strangle it.
Cookies aren’t gonna cut it. Do you know any lion hunters who bait their traps with cookies?
Consort, I said. You honor us.Fuck you, Dali said. Fuck your shit. I quit.
Come back to me. Don’t leave me all alone. Don’t die on me, you stupid sonovabitch. You goddamn fuckingidiot. I told you to stay out of the damn fight! Why the hell don’t you ever listen? I fucking ha...
Clothes don't have magic powers. They don't mystically protect you from three-inch claws, rapists, or murderers. If someone decides to hurt you, they will do so whether or not you have a thin layer of...