Call her out, Arabella said. Tell her Rogan is yours! Grandma Frida pumped her fist. Don’t let her take your man! Leon declared. We all looked at him. I was feeling left out, he said.
Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can.
Chicks dig a man of mystery. You don’t say. You know what else chicks dig? Subatomic vaporizers? And werewolves. Chicks really dig werewolves. Poor
Christopher nodded. Well, can I come with you to see the horses? I promise to be good and not scare them.Sure, why not. Teddy Jo waved his arms. The entirety of Hades can come. We’ll have a party.Chri...
Come back to me. Don’t leave me all alone. Don’t die on me, you stupid sonovabitch. You goddamn fuckingidiot. I told you to stay out of the damn fight! Why the hell don’t you ever listen? I fucking ha...
Cookies aren’t gonna cut it. Do you know any lion hunters who bait their traps with cookies?
Eventually Victoria will die. She's old.And that didn't sound morbid. Not at all.
Every time I think you’ve reached the limits of arrogance, you show me new heights. Truly, your egotism is like the Universe—ever expanding.
Fate, that bloody, vicious, fickle bitch. Sometimes she loved him, and he could do nothing wrong. And sometimes she stuck a knife in his back.
Few things are more frightening than the thought of your god coming to life. There is no such thing as privacy between a deity and his worshipper. There are no secrets, no glossed-over failures. Only...
For a second I thought I might actually be alive, I said, looking at Nick’s unshaven face. Now I know— I’ve gone to Hell and you’re my nursemaid.
For example, if a starving man pulls a gun on you and you get the upper hand, you will likely let him go because you will feel sorry for him. That’s the kind of person you are. And what kind of person...
For me hotness was a complicated matter involving brains, humor, and some other things, but all that aside, I was willing to admit Sean Evans was nice to look at.
Give me some credit. Eduardo is one of our own. Finding him is all that matters. Besides, if I’d decided to pull Carver’s spine out of his body, I would’ve done it already. Can you actually do that? C...
Go home, kiss your wives, hug your children and put your affairs in order, because tomorrow I will burn your neighborhood to the ground. We will kill you, your families, your neighbors, your pets, and...
Good people didn’t hate without a reason, so they grasped at any pretext, no matter how small, that gave them permission to hate. A line in a holy book. The color of a person’s skin. The brand of thei...
Grendel waved his tail. Whatever horrors happened in his canine life, Grendel always bounced back with easy enthusiasm whenever some food made an appearance. A treat, a blanket in a nice warm house, a...
Had he expected me to hump her leg?
Had records so stellar, they had to lock their resumes in a drawer at night, so the golden light streaming from the pages wouldn't keep them awake.
Hail to the Beast Lord! I waved my spatula for emphasis.Jim spared me an ugly look and turned to Dali.
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