I could have fixed almost everything else, but death defeated me every time.
I chuckled to myself and kept walking. The Universe had proven Curran wrong: a person who aggravated him more than me did, in fact, exist.
I came to the table, pulled up a chair, and sat. Everyone brought a pet. I feel left out. An enthusiastic howl broke the silence, and Grendel bounded through the doorway. He galloped through the steak...
I believe I've met your grandfather, the Bloody Butcher of Odar. That's correct. I remember now. A delightful man, wonderfully dry sense of humor. Arland blinked. My grandfather has been called many n...
I asked him if he was leaving anyone behind. He said he'd met a girl with stardust on her robe, and when he looked into her eyes, he saw the universe looking back.
Hugh should’ve brought a banner with I AM BAD stitched on it in gold.
How go the preparations for the wedding?Very well. How goes the world domination?It has its moments.
How about you don't kill anybody for a little bit?I can't make that promise.Small talk with the dragon. How are you? Eaten any adventurers lately? Sure, just had one this morning. Look, I still got hi...
House of Krahr! the vampire with the banner barked quietly.Krahr, the other four vampires exhaled and glared at me.Usually they roared their house name at the top of their lungs, trying to intimidate....
Honey, we can fill this place with what we know and you don’t.
His T-shirt followed. Yep. Just like I thought. Before you start dancing, we don’t have any cash! I called. Woo! Desandra waved her arms. Take it off!
Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty...
He isn’t so much flirting, Cerise murmured. Either he doesn’t like me or he doesn’t know how.Of course he likes you. You’re lovely. He probably just doesn’t get it. Some men have to be hit over the he...
He glued the chair to my ass. Silence.
He gave me a feral grin. Like what you see, dove? Nope. I hadn’t had sex in eighteen months. Pardon me while I struggle with my hormone overload.
He fixed me with a hard stare. What do you want?I blinked. I’m sorry?He spoke slowly, carefully shaping the words as if I was slow or hard of hearing. What do you want for the maps?I wanted to hit him...
Greedy can be bought, timid can be frightened, smart can be persuaded, but the zealots are immune to money, fear, or reason
Grandma Frida’s skinny legs in jeans stuck out from under the vehicle. To the right, Arabella lounged on
For a time you can be alone and doing fine and never give a thought to living any other way and then you meet someone and suddenly you become lonely.
For a second I thought I might actually be alive, I said, looking at Nick’s unshaven face. Now I know— I’ve gone to Hell and you’re my nursemaid.