Shut up. How was I supposed to know two little bears hurt you, Goldilocks?
Yep. Eloquence ’R’ Us. When in trouble, keep it monosyllabic—safer that way.
Unfortunately, stain removal methods was one of those troublesome subjects somewhere between relationship issues and mysterious car noises. Everybody was an expert, everybody had a cure, and they all...
Since when do you give a crap about my welfare anyway? I think you're confused as to the nature of our relationship. You and I, we don't get along. You're a psychopathic control freak. You order me ar...
Landon spun the wheel. The Land Rover nearly careened, turning off the road. Landon parked and bolted out of the car, slapping the driver's door closed behind him.
The dark scary servant of all evil was on his way to rescue me. Somehow that thought failed to make me warm and fuzzy.
Why? Is the sight of my legs disturbing you, Derek?
Augustine had emailed them to me segregated into two helpful categories: will kill you and can kill you. This was going to be one hell of a soiree.
The Order of Merciful Aid provided merciful aid, usually on the edge of a blade or the burn of a bullet.
Why the hell would anyone be eating at the Grease Trap? I’ve seen flies die from buzzing by that place. Andrea crossed her arms. Oh, I don’t know, probably because your career just ended and you are d...
Morfran thrust his axe straight up. He pretty much seemed to have one sign for everything: poke a hole in the sky.
So the boy’s life is still in jeopardy, Ghastek said..It’s being handled, Curran said.I would like to be involved in that handling.I’m sure you would, Curran said. It’s hard to believe, but I go whole...
Why couldn't she have gotten another Edger or some dimwit from the Broken for a passenger? No, she got Lord Leather Pants here.
Why can’t you go if you’re so concerned?He sighed. Because certain people aren’t altogether rational at the moment. If I came with you, I’d have to answer uncomfortable questions. I ask questions, I d...
How about you don't kill anybody for a little bit?I can't make that promise.Small talk with the dragon. How are you? Eaten any adventurers lately? Sure, just had one this morning. Look, I still got hi...
Because he doesn’t want me talking to my grandmother.Barabas looked at Curran.Curran shrugged. It’s a family thing. Sometimes your father puts your semidead grandmother into a really bad place and is...
So we have giant super-smart vipers who slithered in here, killed our people, opened the vault, stole something from it, and slithered out, undetected?Appears so.Okay. Just wanted to make sure it wasn...
Because you can’t lie, Kate. Everything you think is right there on your face. I’ve met kindergarteners who are better actors than you.
The Beast Lord way: often wrong but never in doubt.
How long does it take? I asked. I’m sorry? How long does it take you to get dressed for work in the morning? Two and a half hours, she said. Do they pay you overtime for that?
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