Maybe I should add some graffiti to spice it up. For a good time call the Consort. Beast Lord eats your food and turns into a lion in his sleep. Mahon has hemorrhoids. Boudas do it better. Warning, pa...
Life is trade; we trade our labor for its fruit, we trade hours of study for knowledge, we trade pleasure for pleasure or sometimes for wealth, security, or offspring.
Kaldar almost never stops and thinks about the consequences of his actions. Something is fun or not fun, and my brother’s fun often lands him in interesting places such as jails or castles belonging t...
Jim wasn’t just a badass. He was a badass who wrote a book for badasses on how to be a badder badass.
I’ve come to believe that the word ‘disabled’ is a misnomer. ‘Disabled’ implies that you are broken beyond use. No longer functional. I’m quite abled.
I’m sorry, but I don’t have anyone else to ask. If I go to Connor, my son will hold his relatives upside down one by one and shake them until they confess.Which would be a lot of fun to watch.
I’m going to name him Olasard, after he who hunts the evildoers and rips out their souls. The Ripper of Souls gave me a befuddled look. I looked at Maud. There weren’t a lot of kids’ books, she said.
It rolled over you like old oil from a fryer.
Is this my replacement? What? I didn’t replace you! Of course not. I’m irreplaceable. Cornelius
Is this my replacement? What? I didn’t replace you! Of course not. I’m irreplaceable.
If they try, I’ll eat them first.
I tried to scrounge up some awe but only got anxiety instead.
I slammed that door shut. Fix this mess first. Guilt, regret, and moaning later.
I can always tell when you're thinking about food. You forget to be the Serious Wolf and you get this dreamy look in your eyes. You know, most people would think you were thinking about a girl. They h...
How long does it take? I asked. I’m sorry? How long does it take you to get dressed for work in the morning? Two and a half hours, she said. Do they pay you overtime for that?
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He was charming and funny and a bit scary, which was always a draw in my book.
He tried a different line of attack. I’ve never come across anyone like you.
He seemed to shrug off the sun's rays.
He nodded. Okay. We got it out in the open. Here it is. This is your moment to be angry at your own laziness and wallow in self-pity. A moment is all you get, because any minute Adam Pierce might set...