Morfran thrust his axe straight up. He pretty much seemed to have one sign for everything: poke a hole in the sky.
I slammed that door shut. Fix this mess first. Guilt, regret, and moaning later.
Oh my gods. The alpha of Clan Cat just got smacked with a rolled-up newspaper.Mom!
Why? Is the sight of my legs disturbing you, Derek?
The Beast Lord way: often wrong but never in doubt.
You think I would be old enough? I'm a grown
Well, if he wasn’t dead, he definitely wasn’t happy. Great, I’ve turned into my mother. That’s what she would say.
Derek, you just don't say things like that to a woman. Keep going this way and you'll spend your life alone.Don't change the subject. Andrea is cool. And she smells nice. It will be okay.Apparently I...
She’s your Herald, Derek said. That’s your color. Blue for humanity. My what? He made a big show of moving a few feet to the side. I looked at him. In case your head explodes, he said helpfully.
The stallion stared in my direction and bared his teeth. Now horses were giving me crap.
I make a bad mom, but I can pull off a crazy aunt.
Maybe you should make me a list of people I can kill and ways in which they’re allowed to die, he said. You are not funny. I’m very funny.
You sure you don’t want me to stay? I’ll make you coffee and ask you about your day.
What's the deal with you? Jim asked.Nothing.I have three sisters, Jim reminded me. I know what nothing means.
He owned their souls. They thought he was God. When
The pervert.He prefers to think of himself as sexual deviant.Semantics.
You should name him Fezzik.Inconceivable.
My tablecloth was missing in action and long, jagged scratches covered the table's surface.The scratches looked suspiciously like letters. I climbed on a chair and looked at it from above. MINE. Oh, t...
I also stole a small yellow doughnut from the box of Duncan's doughnuts in the rec room and fed it to the attack poodle in my office. He made a great production of it. First, he growled at the doughnu...
I batted my eyelashes and did my best to appear dumb as a board
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