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You need to neuter him. Otherwise he’ll spray all over the house. The stench is awful. And when he isn’t out catting around, little female cats in heat will show up and wail under the windows.Kill me, please. He is a nice cat. He’s not like that.It’s instinct, Dali. Before you know it, you’ll be running a feline whorehouse.

Ilona Andrews

You need to neuter him. Otherwise he’ll spray all over the house. The stench is awful. And when he isn’t out catting around, little female cats in heat will show up and wail under the windows.Kill me, please. He is a nice cat. He’s not like that.It’s instinct, Dali. Before you know it, you’ll be running a feline whorehouse.

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About Ilona Andrews

Ilona Andrews is the pen name of Ilona Gordon and Andrew Gordon, an American husband-and-wife duo who write urban fantasy and romantic fiction together under a portmanteau of their first names.