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His Majesty needs a can-I girl anyway. And I'm not it.A can-I girl? Andrea frowned. I leaned back. 'Can I fetch your food, Your Majesty? Can I tell you how strong and mighty you are, Your Majesty? Can I pick your fleas, Your Majesty? Can I kiss your ass, Your Majesty? Can I... It dawned on me that Raphael was sitting very still. Frozen, like a statue, his gaze fixed on the point above my head. He's standing behind me, isn't he? Andrea nodded slowly.Technically it should be 'may I', Curran said, his voice deeper than I remembered. Since you're asking for permission. Why me? To answer your question, yes, you may kiss my ass. Normally I prefer maintain my personal space, but you're a Friend of the Pack and your services have proven useful once or twice. I strive to accommodate the wishes of persons friendly to my people. My only question is, would kissing my ass be obeisance, grooming, or foreplay?

Ilona Andrews

His Majesty needs a can-I girl anyway. And I'm not it.A can-I girl? Andrea frowned. I leaned back. 'Can I fetch your food, Your Majesty? Can I tell you how strong and mighty you are, Your Majesty? Can I pick your fleas, Your Majesty? Can I kiss your ass, Your Majesty? Can I... It dawned on me that Raphael was sitting very still. Frozen, like a statue, his gaze fixed on the point above my head. He's standing behind me, isn't he? Andrea nodded slowly.Technically it should be 'may I', Curran said, his voice deeper than I remembered. Since you're asking for permission. Why me? To answer your question, yes, you may kiss my ass. Normally I prefer maintain my personal space, but you're a Friend of the Pack and your services have proven useful once or twice. I strive to accommodate the wishes of persons friendly to my people. My only question is, would kissing my ass be obeisance, grooming, or foreplay?

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