Ilona Andrews Quote

He wanted to wear sweatpants, because they tear easier. I asked him if he wanted me to get him some male stripper jeans so he could avoid looking like a Russian gangster from pre-Shift movies, after which he got all offended and put on a pair of regular jeans instead.

Ilona Andrews

He wanted to wear sweatpants, because they tear easier. I asked him if he wanted me to get him some male stripper jeans so he could avoid looking like a Russian gangster from pre-Shift movies, after which he got all offended and put on a pair of regular jeans instead.

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