Do you ever think of anythingbut sex?Yes, I do. Sometimes I think of waking up next to you. Or making you laugh.
By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.
My very best friend died in a car accident when I was 16 years old. That was the hardest blow emotionally that I have ever had to endure. Suddenly, you realize tomorrow might not come. Now I live by t...
The missing link between humans and apes? It's certainly those brutes who haven't yet learned to respect privacy.
When everyone has a microphone, you can't hear anything. Choose one voice carefully and listen in.
It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fun. If I was starving, I would eat asparagus. If somebody held a gun to my head, I would watch a soap...
Eagle's flight of loneliness soars so high Around its sigh, no more alone the sky Other birds remain away, clouds pass byBetween shrouds of life and haze sun rays die
He had an answer to almost everything and he retired at an early age.
If your success is not amazing to your critics, it disturbs, infuriates, and frustrates them, and if they're not careful; may go hang themselves and go to hell.
It's great that people are basically spending their two weeks of vacation to come out and be with us in some weird part of the world. And I think we owe it to them to take 'em to some cool places.
whenever i am in pain,i just think of watching your eye's in rain!