When you can hear a spider walk across the floor, you know it’s time to keep your socks on. Thank God for insecticide.
It's a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack.
The warrior's nobility is like a prostitute's smile, the truth of which is self-interest.
Forgiveness requires a sense that bad behaviour is a sign of suffering rather than malice.
The eagle only knows how high it can fly when it spreads its wings.
A bird that fears falling off of a tree branch is ignorant of its gifts.
Capability can handle challenges, it doesn't accept charity.
The missing link between humans and apes? It's certainly those brutes who haven't yet learned to respect privacy.
Bellybuttons are our link with the past.
More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling i...
It is childish to eat primarily or only to please your tongue.