Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have had any experience with them.
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.
Whenever you hear a man speak of his love for his country, it is a sign that he expects to be paid for it.
It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.
Temptation is an irresistible force at work on a movable body.
The chief contribution of Protestantism to human thought is its massive proof that God is a bore.
Unionism seldom if ever uses such powers as it has to ensure better work almost always it devotes a large part of that power to safeguarding bad work.
It takes no more actual sagacity to carry on the everyday hawking and haggling of the world or to ladle out its normal doses of bad medicine and worse law than it takes to operate a taxi cab or fry...
Nine times out of ten, in the arts as in life, there is actually no truth to be discovered there is only error to be exposed.
A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he begins to bunch them.