How can you sit next to this filthy gay?' he asked me.'It's called gravity,' I said. 'Look it up, when you have an afternoon to spare.
Focus your attention on the quality of your words, and not the quantity, because few sensible talks attracts millions of listeners more than a thousand gibberish.
Since when has the world of computer software design been about what people want? This is a simple question of evolution. The day is quickly coming when every knee will bow down to a silicon fist, and...
There are times when solitude is better than society, and silence is wiser than speech. We should be better Christians if we were more alone, waiting upon God, and gathering through meditation on His...
One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.
Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers.
There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnit...
You can't just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new.
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
One love, one heart, one destiny.
A photograph doesn't gain weight or lose weight, or change from being happy to being sad. It's frozen. You can use it, then recycle it.