It’s taco night at Portland Street.
If it isn't on YouTube, it might as well have never happened.
Ian sighed wanly. I once had the means to be gaga over art–before I found myself in a country where the standard of beauty is toaster waffles shaped like cartoon characters.
I woke up at five-thirty that morning with great singleness of purpose. I had my outfit all set. Unfortunately, I couldn’t find my Speedo, so I substituted long underwear from when I was eight—super-t...
He stepped over the velvet rope and seated himself at the harpsichord, cracking his knuckles with a flourish. You’re bluffing! Dan accused. You
He raced down the line and dove into first base just ahead of the tag.
GORDON KORMAN wrote his first book at age fourteen
Dear Mr. Weston, Hello again. We were beginning to wonder what had happened to you. I guess things have been pretty quiet since the Salvation Army tried to take over the world. We are sorry, but after...
Dan, this is crazy! Amy quavered. You can't drive a boat!Say's who? It's no different from Xbox! The port-side rubber bumper at the launch's bow slammed into the end of an ancient cobblestone wharf. T...
Dan showed it no mercy. He pushed the throttle as far as it would
Dan moved forward and replaced Jonah at the helm. I've got a plan!That's my man! The famous grin disappeared as Jonah took in the grim determination in Dan's features. His expression was as flat and e...
Come on, who saw what happened?I did, I volenteered.Well?Buttwipe wanted to know what jerkface was looking at. I turned turned eyes on the bloody and dirt-smeared brawlers. You were barely 3-inches ap...
And there was her miracle.
Amy was profoundly shocked. A little over an hour ago, our bus was attacked by three men in ski masks. They definitely knew me, and probably Dan, too. We fought them off, but it could've gone either w...
Anger is the emotion of a lesser person.
You know what punk is? a bunch of no-talent guys who really, really want to be in a band. Nobody reads music, nobody plays the mandolin, and you're too dumb to write songs about mythology or Middle-ea...
We don't have to love it. We just have to steal it.
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That was when I started to worry about what was going to happen to me.
My students are very motivated, he finished in a disappointed tone.Kids these days, Dan commiserated.